Swami Obama's Net brutality

Faster than you can say, "you'll have to pass the bill to find out what's in it," we've got government-controlled Internet. And poof, just like that another freedom for citizens has been made to disappear by Swami Obama.

Last week the FCC ruled in favor of Net Neutrality, which is anything but – according to the two opposing FCC commissioners who, dare I say, are heroes who tried to alert the public as to the tyranny once again about to be forced upon us for the sake of the greater good. Ajit Pai and Mike O'Reilly, the two Republican commissioners, said that these new rules will crush innovation, increases taxes and fees and finally give the FCC policing power over the Internet. This isn't Net Neutrality; it's net brutality!

What is more insidious, which many of us on the conservative side predicted, is that progressives see this as a victory enalbing them to now control and regulate speech on the Internet. Let the beatings continue, as we kiss the First Amendment goodbye, right behind the rest of the Constitution in the toilet of government-run anything. The most ironic and idiotic statement came from Commissioner Mignon Clyburn who said that America's "Framers would be pleased" with the 332-page plan (to destroy the Internet).

As a student of the Constitution and an "originalist," I would like to let Commissioner Clyburn know that the last thing our founders would be is happy about the federal government regulating anything. Commissioner, your ignorance is showing. Here is another example that those working in the highest levels of government have no clue about the Constitution, independence and freedom – that alone should terrify every American.

For weeks everyone feigned disgust when Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber called American's "stupid" on video. Sadly, he was right. Since election night 2008, my optimistic side has wanted to believe that Americans had more common sense and that this "hope and change" proposition was just indigestion, like when you try something new at a Vegas buffet because it's there.

The support of the administration and progressives to capitulate to the magical whims of Swami Obama is pathetic. Swami Obama is a one-trick, birthday-party magician with a knack for making our freedoms disappear. Note to America: Those freedoms won't reappear from behind Nancy Pelosi's ear.

The deception isn't just Houdini sleight of hand, but that of an abuser – who lures you in with all the niceties and gifts for months of wooing, only to backhand you at the first chance he gets to remind you where your place is in his world. At first you're shocked and try to justify that he was just tired; had a bad day; didn't really mean it. You shake it off because the package looks so good, and everyone else thinks he's wonderful, so you wonder if it's "you." That's hope.

Before you know it, the emotional and physical abuse is spattered in between the gifts – which come less frequently now and typically get thrown at you, like scraps from the table, to keep you hanging by a sheer thread that everything is OK. Now your abuser thinks that you like the beatings because you don't speak up. Your silence is a deafening seal of approval for his sadistic treatment of you, and from here things only get worse. He doesn't really love you; he wants to control you. Here's the change.

Net Neutrality is anything but neutral; it's biased. Swami Obama and his administration are out to brutalize Americans – see how generous he has been with the wooing of America. He said a lot of things on the campaign trail in 2007 that hoodwinked many to fall in love with the concept of the first black president. Meanwhile, he is thinking, as most abusers do, that he just has to be nice and kind to gain control of the relationship.

Let's face it: The American people who have supported Swami Obama are traumatized by being abused for more than six years and the progressive beat-down that lasted for another 90 years prior to Obama. The free stuff was there to get everyone hooked – free Internet, free phones, food stamps, affordable health care, unlimited unemployment benefits and free community college. When millions of Americans stood up to say "no" to the abuse, they got backhanded by the mainstream media, progressives on Capitol Hill (both sides of the aisle mind you) and Hollywood hacks, until they fell back in line, albeit a bit worse for wear, discouraged and demoralized. And just like magic, the swami didn't have his hand on any of it. The scars from emotional abuse don't leave fingerprints.

Net Neutrality is a major step in this screwed-up relationship to fully control an abused populace into believing that suddenly now everyone is going to have free Internet. Only now the Swami is gearing up for his last trick – he's got less than two years to finish fundamentally transforming America into a socialist utopia no better than what Hugo Chavez did to Venezuela or Castro's Cuba.

The government's imaginary belief that there is something wrong with the Internet only exacerbates what is inherently wrong with the federal government right now. The federal government actually has become so bloated and arrogant that it believes it's now got to create solutions to these imaginary problems in order to gain more and more control.

Seriously, does anyone think that the Thomas Edison light bulb or a toilet that used enough water to actually flush poop down was a direct threat to society? Seriously? I'm laughing as I write this because the key connection here is POOP. It's all poop – everything the federal government touches turns to poop – health care, airport security, education, the IRS, the EPA, the federal courts … and now the Internet.

It's time to stop the abuse and clean up the poop.