(Salon) -- In a shocking turn of events, the field of potential presidential candidates reacted negatively to news of a preliminary political framework from the Lausanne nuclear talks yesterday.
“Nothing in the deal described by the administration this afternoon would justify lifting US and international sanctions, which were the product of many years of bipartisan effort,” Jeb Bush said. “I cannot stand behind such a flawed agreement.” This will please the neoconservatives who had begun to worry about Bush’s commitment to omnidirectional global warfare, though he still will have to murder James Baker to fully prove his loyalty.
Florida Senator Marco Rubio, the neocons’ current fling, pretended that he would still have to consider all the details before making up his mind. When he makes up his mind, later, after pretending to consider all the details, he will come to the conclusion, probably, in all likelihood, that this’n here’s a shit deal.
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