Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, the most notorious drug kingpin in the world, breaking out of a Mexican maximum security prison is extremely bizarre. Even more bizarre would be if he eventually turned up living in one of our "sanctuary" cities. Based on the incompetence shown by San Francisco authorities recently, that might be a good choice for him.
Quietly buy, under an assumed name and shell corporation, a vast compound estate in a nice part of that city and hide there similar to how Osama bin Laden did in Pakistan. Then with well-placed political contributions and funding of some drug rehab clinics, become a leading citizen under his new persona.
Maybe even run for governor. He has proven and demonstrated organization skills, and unlike most politicians appears to be able to get things done.
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