It may deflate lockstep liberals to learn that their every inhalation of fresh air is followed by an exhalation containing 114 times more CO2 by volume than was breathed in! More than that, the exhalation is of 100 percent relative humidity. Water vapor is the No. 1 greenhouse gas by far. That's not all, libs. The temperature of exhaled breath typically is significantly higher than that of the ambient air.
Greenhouse-gas exhalations, global-exhalation warming, climate change by exhalations. What's a guilt-ridden, irrational liberal ever to do? Modest proposal: Voluntarily stop breathing. Instantly relieves multifarious guilt complexes. Deactivates dysfunctional unreasoning minds. Solves numerous domestic if not worldwide problems, especially if enough libs and the Washington cartel join in on the fun.