A nursery rhyme dedicated to House Speaker Lyin' Paul Ryan:
Little Boy Beard he blew his horn,
Raided more trillions and ripped more unborn.
Having no morals when positioned to lead,
He dines in the pigsty with Pelosi and Reid.
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We the People are betrayed,
The boy is a treacherous rat,
Begging for a primary fight,
With an unforgiving cat.