I feel much safer now since, with the stroke of his mighty pen, Obama has made it harder for old and disabled people to get guns. This has been such a widespread and frequent problem. I've been awake at night worrying about an old disabled citizen staging a terrorist attack or a mass shooting from his wheelchair, or heaven forbid from a high-speed and more mobile motorized wheelchair!
This may also be good for the economy. If the old and disabled now can't defend themselves, maybe they can be killed and robbed more safely by thugs and we all can save on their benefits and end of life health care – AND also not have to pay for a thug's gunshot treatments.
With this coming windfall of savings we can put more people on welfare, take care of more illegals and buy more stuff. What a guy, always planning ahead, looking out for ways to protect the little guy and share the wealth.
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