(Daily Beast) If you enjoy daydreaming about Ted Cruz's sex life, then today is your lucky day.
The National Enquirer alleged on March 23 that the senator has had five extramarital affairs. And the descriptions it provided of the women—along with barely-pixelated headshots of them—left little to D.C. insiders’ imaginations as to who the Enquirer had accused of being Cruz paramours.
"A HOOKER, A TEACHER & COWORKERS: 5 romps that will destroy Ted Cruz!" the Enquirer piece boldly claims, in an article that includes a wild "sex-in-closet" allegation.
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