Mr. "President," please stay in Cuba. The mass-murdering Communist thugs who run the island are of your ilk. Didn't you once brag you are "really good at killing people"?
To radical left-wingers like you who rarely work real jobs, Cuba has long been an obsession, a utopian icon. Notwithstanding that 57 years of iron-fisted Communist rule have ravaged the Cuban people and their economy. From Cuba, you can plot even more devious ways to transpose their misery to the USA, the nation you despise the most.
Not to fret, Mister O, about missing your undeserved luxury lifestyle. Fidel has appropriated a private island to himself, and Fidel's clan live like pashas. You can, too. Don't forget to bring in the loot probably salted away in divers places from fauning crony capitalists and others. The Castro boys love money. Finally, and best of all for you, there's no extradition treaty between Cuba and the United States, a serious point to consider.
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