Mr. Farah, I've been reading your column regularly (even bought one of your books a few years back – "Stop the Presses!"), but today's column on the blonde bimbo was the best that I can remember you having written. I've forwarded it to everyone I know and printed it and will make several copies to distribute to others. Many thanks.
I know you're doing your very best to bring the nation (stupid as so many are) to its collective senses, and your readers appreciate your efforts.