Picture Barack Obama lounging in a Hawaiian hut and stuffing his face with burgers, tamales and fries. It's just another day in paradise for the ex-president regarded as a passing pestilence and relegated to the back pages. Fiddling with the remote while nursing a Big Gulp, he flips to He-Man cartoons as his adultescent mind wanders. Then it happens. Not even Obama, champion narcissist and liar, can repress the thought that torments him: Obama's legacy is DONALD J. TRUMP!