Regarding "Huckabee to George Will: Don't let the door whack you" -- poor irrelevant George Will tried to regain the attention he so craves. After George lost marbles playing impolitic schoolyard games, the other children began ignoring him. This disturbed George greatly, and rather than shout "I am Napoleon Bonaparte" or "Take me to your leader" to get some attention, George said "I will vote for Hillary Clinton" and "I am a conservative." This ludicrous juxtaposition didn't pan out, either. It just made poor Georgie look very stupid as he became even more irrelevant.