If Hillary loses the election, not to worry. She has a number of options left:
1) Speaking engagements for $25 a pop, plus Chinese take-out.
2) Bollywood typecast billed as "One wicked witch with that Hillarious cackle!"
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3) Bag lady for a crime syndicate.
4) Pantsuits promoter for Designs by Mao.
5) Co-hosting with George Soros and Loretta Lynch in "Wrinkles and Cankles Begone!" infomercials