Hillary Clinton can't control her brain seizures, so she apparently stage manages them.
Video clips on the Web show that at seizure onset, Hillary's torso and head jerk back suddenly; her head bobs up and down uncontrollably; her eyes flutter open and shut wildly. In the recovery phase, her head undulates side to side as if dazed, her face plastered with a staged clownish grin in laugh mode. In another iteration, Hillary's head springs up as her mouth forms an "O" like a surprised howler monkey (no offense given); her eyes bug out as her roving eyeballs mindlessly search ceiling or walls. In recovery phase, the head stabilizes; her face plastered with a staged circus grin in laugh mode. Excuses like a cold drink brain freeze or imitating surprise are then proffered to tittering lap-dog media automatons.
Why doesn't Hillary issue an press release explaining the facts of her infirmities? If it were honest, it would read, "Nothing to see here, folks. I just have brain seizures and lengthy coughing fits sometimes. Three or four days of rest after a speech isn't excessive as long as I have a man with a hypodermic gadget handy. Don't bug me because I've no time for press conferences. Trust me, folks, I'm not unhealthy. Besides, all you registered and unregistered libtards will vote for me anyway, even if I told you I am responsible for mass murders, sell my influence for tens of millions of dollars to hostile foreign actors and vow to wreck your lives, you'd vote for me anyway, you brainwashed idiots."
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