Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words.
She brought the meatloaf but didn't say anything.
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"Hey," he said, "what about my kind word?"
She replied, "Don't eat the meatloaf."