Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
When my wife and I went up to New England a couple of years ago we
decided to stay in one of those quaint little inns. The clerk at the inn asked me if we wanted a room with a shower or a tub.
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"What's the difference?" I asked.
"Well, sir, in a tub, you can sit down."