Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend:
"I don't really like to dress like this, but it keeps my parents from taking me everywhere with them."
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