Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
One Halloween, a trick-or-treater came to a woman's door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Shortly after she gave
him some goodies, he returned for more.
"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" she asked.
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"No," he replied, "I'm 'Rocky II'. I'll be back three more times."