Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
In response to the emails concerning my dog:
Please be advised I am sick and tired of being questioned about my dog who chased six people wearing Hillary T-shirts, four Democrats soliciting donations, nine teenagers with their pants hanging down to their knees and those two morons down the block who knocked over Trump's "Make America Great Again" sign.
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For the last time, the dog is NOT for sale!