Can’t beat it? … just delete it, à la Michael Jackson
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… and if deleting doesn’t work then there’s always recourse to the magical, miracle eraser! Will the wonders ever cease?
The Day of the Donald: Trump Trumps America
Laughter, they say, is the best medicine. Being able to laugh at oneself is a healthy sign!
But while Hillary Clinton and crew may not be chortling at the scathing reception of Hillary’s new book, “Stronger Together” (parody in disguise?), I can’t help thinking GOP candidate Donald Trump would find nothing but amusement in the lampoon of a Trump administration.
Goodreads describes “The Day of the Donald
On January 20, 2017, on the steps of the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., a tall, orange man with a dubious hairline places his hand on a paperback of “The Art of the Deal”
and pledges to defend the Constitution of the United States, whatever that is. Before the sun sets on this hugely momentous day, the real-estate mogul-turned-reality show star-turned-leader of the hypothetically Free World reclines in the Oval Office, a glass of Trump Ice in his little hand. He Skypes in with his BFF Vladimir Putin; assembles his Cabinet and White House staff, including the current Miss Universe as chief of staff; and procures some sizzling new lingerie for the new First Lady.
Two years later, as the increasingly ironically named United States of America barrels toward war with the United Kingdom, and the never-quite-finished Mexican wall is continually breached by refugees (risking their lives to get to Mexico), disgraced ex-tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernstein drags himself through his days temping and podcasting to no one … until The Donald plucks him from the depths of despair. Jimmie becomes the president’s official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated Trump White House and all of its secrets. This, in turn, makes him a prime recruitment target of a ragtag resistance movement determined to dump The Donald and Make America Great Again (Again). When one of the rebel instigators turns up dead, Jimmie finds himself uncharacteristically seized with the compulsion to do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of what proves to be only the first in a long series of murders … and, if it’s absolutely unavoidable, save the country.
and pledges to defend the Constitution of the United States, whatever that is. Before the sun sets on this hugely momentous day, the real-estate mogul-turned-reality show star-turned-leader of the hypothetically Free World reclines in the Oval Office, a glass of Trump Ice in his little hand. He Skypes in with his BFF Vladimir Putin; assembles his Cabinet and White House staff, including the current Miss Universe as chief of staff; and procures some sizzling new lingerie for the new First Lady.
Sound funny? Heck, yes.
But Shaffer’s scorcher isn’t the only offering. Amazon also advises, “If America is on the escalator to hell, then “The Year of Voting Dangerously
Maybe it’s about laughing all the way to the polls instead of crying, folks. We’re going to have to take our medicine one way or the other!
Leeches aren’t evil … they’re medically necessary
And leeches aren’t dumb either. They have 32 brains. Get that? Thirty-two! Leeches survive by sucking the blood of their victims and they are, thanks to nature, hard-wired to do so with the utmost economy. So sit back down in your parent’s basement and get some instruction about the parasite that is your smartest, best friend in the video clip below:
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So, is Hillary weird, gross or beautiful? That last is relegated to the eye of the beholder. And yet it was beautifully creative that to direct $1 million of tax-deductible donations to one’s own charity. Don’t forget, a leech has the ability to suck blood from both ends of its slimy (a necessary attribute to better enable wriggling into those hard to reach places) body.
That said, “I’m with her!” may be code for “I can’t get them off me!” But if you think Hillary really doesn’t care about you, that she only considers herself, think again. Clinton has to care about you … at least insomuch as keeping her voter base alive for future feedings. So she cares, all right, so long as she has an appetite and at least one of those 32 brains! She’ll do the thinking for you!
Check out the video below that demonstrates just how much effort is involved in corralling those blood suppliers … you know, the ones who have to supply the high demand of 32 brains.
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Mike Huckabee may make the rational observation that Hillary Clinton is an elitist snob, but I’d say she’s just one exhausted leech.
Honor Vegetarian Day by lauding meat (can I hear a hooyah?!)
United we stand, divided we fall
Quick, take a gander at this clip before it gets cleansed from the public forum!
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Yep, Brunell Donald-Kyei, vice-chair of Diversity Outreach at the National Diversity Coalition for Trump, comes out punching as an American signing on board to promote a candidate whose policies put Americans first, not the divisive labels – black, white, male, female, Christian, Muslim, rich, poor, etc. – that are slapped on Americans in order to weaken them in the face of all enemies, enemies foreign and domestic!
Often the latter can be far more treacherous, much like a land-dwelling leech. Donald-Kyei, a former supporter of Barak Obama, is eager to get that message out, especially since mainstream news outlets who have shown themselves in league with She-Who-Would-be-Queen seem intent on keeping certain blocks of voters in the dark.
But, “… there are many other disillusioned Democrats who might be ready to climb aboard the Trump Train,” Donald-Kyei told Breitbart … if only they knew the full story. Why? Because “if journalists only told one side of the story during slavery, black people would still be slaves.”
