Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London.
Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib asks Ali: “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?”
Ali says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Habib’s sign reads, “I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.”
Ali says, “No wonder you only get £2 – £3.”
Habib says, “So what does your sign say?”
Ali shows Habib his sign … it reads, “I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan.”
