Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A priest, a vicar and a rabbi are asked the question “When does life begin?”
The priest says, “The moment of conception.”
The vicar replies, “The moment of birth.”
The rabbi replies, “The moment the kids are married and the mortgage has been paid off.”