There is a G-d, and He is obviously a comedian as illustrated in the recent story "California Gov. Jerry Brown Asks President Trump for Help." This help is being requested because a very "yuuuge" dam just 65 miles north of Sacramento in Oroville is threatening to break and send a "yuuuge" wall of water toward the state capital.
How will this request affect that state's secession efforts? Why would the taxpayers of the U.S. want to sink money into the new and soon to be water-soaked unstable country of California? Maybe all the money they have been spending on sanctuary cities and unneeded social programs should have been better spent on infrastructure. Possibly all the Hollywood and Silicon Valley elites could take up a quick collection instead, and give a little back for a change.
Or maybe the state of California and the hub of their crazies in Sacramento should get a much needed "yuuuge" enema, and we all should all just enjoy the irony.
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