Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
Mr. Parker saw his son's shiner and demanded, "Jimmy, who gave you that black eye?"
"No one," replied the spunky child. "I had to fight for it."
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