Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
"Waiter, this lobster has only one claw."
"I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight in the tank."
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"Well then, bring me the winner."