Don't croak

His future.

Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:

A lonely frog telephoned the psychic hotline and asked what his future holds.

His personal psychic told him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled. "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

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"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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