(NEW YORK POST) -- THIS Colorado man is avowedly not a neo-Nazi.
But he believes his long-on-top, buzzed-on-the-sides haircut got him mistaken for one — and he was nearly stabbed to death by a confused anti-fascist.
The New York Post reports Joshua Witt, 26, escaped his brush with hairdo-doom with a defensive slice to the hand and three stitches.
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“Apparently, my haircut is considered a neo-Nazi statement,” he told The Post Saturday, as his account on Facebook garnered 20,000 shares.