Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "We'll roast a pig."
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The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should have to pay for a crime committed fifty years ago."