Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds."
I said, "Waiter, I asked for an a-ROMATIC duck."
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