Dream home

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We’d finally built our dream home, but the contractor had a concern: the placement of an atrium window for our walk-in shower.

"I’m afraid your neighbors might have a good view of you au naturel," he said.

My middle-aged wife put him at ease. "Don’t worry," she said. "They’ll only look once."

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