Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen."
"When they’re finished, I climb out."
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~ Erma Bombeck