Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.
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The Roman replies, “If I’d wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”