Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
After we had lunch with another couple, the women went shopping, and the men opted to go sailing. Bad decision.
A storm blew in while we men were out on the water.
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Making matters worse, the tide had gone out, grounding the boat. We had to climb overboard and shove it back into deep water.
As my friend stood there ankles-deep in muck, muscles straining against the weight of the boat, and rain pelting his face, e grinned broadly and with unmistakable sincerity said, "Sure beats shopping!"