(DAILY MAIL) A 'perfect storm' of injury, staff shortages, a booming dog population and a sweltering heatwave caused the conditions that led police to raid the home of the so-called 'Cruella de Vil' dog breeder, she claimed in court on Tuesday.
And she said the only reason that cops found the floors of the house covered in dog poop was because European Great Danes react badly when confronted by large groups of unknown men.
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'They will circle around and within minutes explosive diarrhea will ensue,' Christina Fay told the court in Ossipee, New Hampshire. 'If they are kept in that situation this will continue until they have emptied their guts.'