Proper attire required
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A mechanic noticed his co-worker drinking brake fluid at lunch.
“What are you doing, man? You can’t drink that stuff!”
“Relax,” replied his co-worker, “this stuff tastes pretty good, and I don’t drink it all the time.”
“Seriously,” the mechanic exclaimed, “that brake fluid is poison!”
“Hey man,” yelled the co-worker. “Back off! I can stop anytime I want.”