What you're worth?
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Ron was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends were already married while Ron just bounced from one relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?”
“No,” Ron replied. “I meet a lot of nice girls, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
“Listen,” his friend suggested, “Why don’t you find a girl just like your mother?”
Many weeks passed before Ron and his friend crossed paths again.
“Hey Ron, did you find the perfect girl yet? One just like your mother?”
“Sure did. My mother loved her and they became great friends,” said Ron.
“Excellent! So, are you engaged yet?”
“I’m afraid not,” Ron replied, “My father can’t stand her.”