At gas pump
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred police dog $25.”
Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.
The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad.
“How dare you call that mangy mutt a purebred police dog?” she yelled.
“Don’t let his looks deceive you, ma’am,” the man replied, “He works undercover.”