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An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
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"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
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The governor replied, "Well, it's OK with me, if it's OK with the undertaker."
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