Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
Morris was known for always promptly mailing his ex-wife's alimony payment each month.
He explained, "I'm afraid if it's late, she might try to repossess me."
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