(American Thinker) -- In time for Thanksgiving 2018, Michelle Obama's memoir is due for release. The book, which should be entitled Enjoying a Bigger Piece of Your Pie, will instead be titled Becoming.
According to the former FLOTUS, the "highly anticipated" tome details what Michelle O. calls a "deeply personal experience." And well it should, because she and her world-renowned author husband reached a hefty $65-million two-book deal with Penguin Random House – a formidable amount of wealth that neither Shelly nor Barry is likely to be spreading around anytime soon.
Due to be published in 24 languages, rumor has it that Michelle's book will have global appeal, which most certainly puts Becoming in the literature category of contenders for the next Nobel Peace Prize.
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Speaking of Nobel Peace Prizes, husband Barack, whose half of the book deal is due out in 2019, will take Becoming on an international book tour, where he'll use his wife's book as an excuse to promote himself as the ultimate source of all wisdom and truth.