Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
"I don't get no respect, are you kiddin'? The time I got hurt. On the way to the hospital, the ambulance stopped for gas."
— Rodney Dangerfield
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