Collect call

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My wife was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect.

My six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Marcia on the line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside yelling, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"

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