Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "Where did you get that thing?"
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The parrot replies, "In France, there are millions of them!"