Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
Husband and wife ... sitting on the deck ... having a glass of wine ...
Wife says, "I love you so much I don't know how I could live without you."
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Husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Wife says, "It's me ... talking to the wine."