Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
My wife and I were at my high-school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits ... and their bulging stomachs.
Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did in high school, the result of trying to beat a living out of the family farm, I boasted to my wife, "I'm the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated."
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She glanced at the prosperous crowd, then back at me and said, "You're the only one who has to."