Gives you lemons
Makes extra dough.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.
“Just how much are you being paid a week?” said the owner angrily.
“Three hundred bucks,” replied the young man.
Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy’s hands, and said “Here’s a week’s pay – now get out and don’t come back!”
Turning to one of the supervisors, he said “How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?”
“He doesn’t work here,” said the supervisor. “He was just here to deliver a pizza!”