There is a great scene in the original “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,” the book written by Douglas Adams, in which the two earthly heroes are caught hitchhiking on a spaceship. The Vogon captain orders them securely tied and punishes them by reading his favorite passages of Vogon poetry. According to the “Hitchhiker’s” wiki:

“Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem ‘Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning,’ four of the audience members died of internal hemorrhaging. … ”

The mainlining news media in America seem on track for capturing first place in the Vogon Choice Reporting Awards, by putting forward their bigly named reporters and anchors to weaponize the news, making it fatal for conservatives, Christians and even Republicans during the next election cycle. Reagan (and now Trump) must never be allowed to happen again! What other reason could there be for the six biggest media companies in America to compete for such an award?

Whenever the Vogons captured someone, they always chanted, “Resistance is futile!” Perhaps there are Vogons running the biggest news agencies? That seems to be the message being delivered to the conservative majority that elected Trump and the Republicans.

Chants accompanied by fake polls and fake news are only part of the Vogon reporting equation, however. False facts and polls can ultimately be outed by those in the outing business. Controlling the narrative, however, is the biggest part of the Vogon fake news conspiracy.

This week, Obama returned to the campaign trail (what is he running for?) to claim credit for Trump’s five-star and growing economy. “You didn’t build that. I did!” So what we, like the tied earthling prisoners in the Vogon spaceship, are to believe is: Resistance is futile! The policies put in place by Obama survived even two years of a Republican president. You better elect Democrats, so we can protect that economy from more Republican meddling.

Only in the era of unlimited information via the internet have we seen a former president organize, before he left office, a top-secret campaign against an incoming president, with the goal of crippling his administration and ending his presidency. Oh, and he used America’s and our allies’ intelligence services to implement the plan, in coordination with the men and women he had appointed to run those services during his own tenure. Both the Department of Justice and the FBI were co-opted to rid the world of Trump.

No room at the inn for that story in the big-media, Vogon conspiracy pages and airwaves. Nope, nothing to see here. Move on. Let’s talk about tennis shoes and hurricanes, not what you step on when you walk the streets of San Francisco these days. Don’t worry about illegal aliens voting; it hardly ever happens despite the California DMV registering them to vote. Oh, and click over here to buy something from our nice sponsors. Sit back and enjoy the blue wave in the fall election.

That’s the Ty-D-Bol myth. It’s going to be a blue wave, and there is nothing you can do about it. And now a word from our sponsors.


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