No dogs allowed

Through deception.

Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:

A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way into the establishment.

The waiter said, "Hey, you can't bring a dog in here!"

The man indignantly claimed, "I'm blind! This is my seeing-eye dog!"

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The waiter replied, "You're trying to tell me that this Chihuahua is a seeing-eye dog?"

"What?" yelled the man. "They gave me a Chihuahua?"

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