The Donald

Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:

I was walking through the mall in Portland and I saw a Muslim bookstore.

I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in to look around.

As I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me find anything.

I asked him if he had a copy of Donald Trump's new book on America's immigration policy, in which he discusses Muslim "refugees" and illegal immigration to the U.S.

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The clerk replied, “What the h---? Get the [bleep] out and stay out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”

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