Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A poodle and a collie were walking down the street.
The poodle turned to the collie and complained, “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a Rottweiler, and I’m nervous as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” asked the collie.
“I can’t,” replied the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”