Counts his money
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman was driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over. “License and registration, please.”
“It’s OK, officer, she replied. “I have a special license that allows me to do this.”
“That’s impossible! There is no such license,” said the cop.
The woman reached into her purse and handed him her license.
“This is an ordinary license, Miss. There’s nothing here that would allow you special consideration,” he told her.
She replied: “It says so right here at the bottom: ‘Tear Along The Dotted Line.'”